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Cerritos College • Norwalk, Calif.

Talon Marks

Cerritos College • Norwalk, Calif.

Talon Marks

The Envelope: Chump Trump voters should slump over and cry

Benjamin Garcia
January 18, 2018

Going through the Twitter hashtag "#MAGA," you might come across such mind-numbing proclamations of stupidity as these:   I apologize Africa isn't a shit hole country? "Haiti and African"...

The Envelope — Net neutrality can lead to revolution

Benjamin Garcia
December 4, 2017

The people of the United States of America deserve free, socialized internet access. Talon Marks editors and staff writers have elected to publish moderate and lukewarm opinions revolving around...

The Envelope — Love & Sex: Communist fornication manifesto

Benjamin Garcia
September 9, 2017
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." Karl Marx

The Envelope: 3 ways to beat the bum-fiddling this new school year

Benjamin Garcia
September 2, 2017

We've come to the point where the sinking feeling in our guts that tells us summer is almost gone increases in weight. On Mondays, there is an Autumn crisp -- though by Friday it's 95 degrees Fahrenheit...

The Envelope: Trump transgresses against transgender rights

Benjamin Garcia
August 8, 2017

With three tweets, the leaders of the largest employer in the nation tried to lay-off trans military people to the tune of an estimated 1,320 to 6,630 members in active duty and between 830 and 4,160 members...

The Envelope: There is nothing kind about being “nice”

Benjamin Garcia
July 25, 2017

False sincerity is the ugliest thing two people can share that doesn't involve the mass killing of a people based on religion, race, economic class, sexual orientation, etc. Allow me to explain: James...

The Envelope: God hates Republicans

Benjamin Garcia
June 29, 2017
Let's preface this by saying the following: I don't hate Republicans, they are my conservative brothers and sisters (there are only two genders for Republicans, a genetic flaw), but their existence is sinful, God hates them and they are indeed going to hell -- I love the sinner but hate the sin.

The Envelope: What would Robespierre say?

Benjamin Garcia
May 31, 2017

"The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant," said the incorruptible leader of the French Revolution Maximilien François Marie Isidore...

The Envelope: Good luck, graduates

Benjamin Garcia
May 10, 2017

As summer approaches, many students crawl ever closer to their impending graduation dates. Many have spent their entire academic career for this moment, high school graduation is no substitute for getting...

The Envelope: Online Etiquette (for Dummies)

Benjamin Garcia
May 3, 2017
Dealing with trolls and haters in a sensible manner
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